Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, July 17, 2006

Cylons are not that Evil

I can't help but wonder if when they open the cylons they find Intel is really inside


But now that we have this brand new cylons, have you wondered what happened to the old cylons? Here is a possibility.Will the Cylons be outsourced? Who knows we are getting ready for the new Season in September. I can not wait to find out what is going to happen to the fleet, can you?

At any rate they are just frakking toasters aren't they?


But never forget that this Apollo and this Starbuck are very different than the old ones.
May the Gods of Cobol have mercy on our souls!

Monday, April 10, 2006

Pon Farr April 06


I just borrowed this from a place in the interstellar superhighway of information. I am combining my two blogs so that you can share my life encrypted or encrypted life and my other crafts. May you live long and prosper.

This is a book that I recommend to everyone. I have read it from cover to cover and the truths that are within it's pages are beyond this world.

I will end up hanging upside down ntil my Pon Farr is over? I don't know Yet.

Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy

Monday, February 27, 2006

My dating Type is

This is a test I took to end the month of love and friendship with a curious note. Am I a playboy type? I disagree somewhat with this test result, but it is all in fun. I am definitely a Gentle Sex Master lol.

Thanks for visiting and come back again, somedays I am serious some days I am not that serious. As with all websites be mindful of any offers, I only endorse the test for fun.
I don't completely agree with the test, but it is fun to see what it is your dating tyoe. Thanks for stopping by and have fun.


The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a guy you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with him. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: The Bachelor, The Poolboy


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

How Gay are you?

As you can tell the Movie BrokeBack Mountain has created a new trend of quizzes in the nation. This test is very interesting and I will leave it at that. You should take the test if you are so incline to see How Gay are you? LOL. It's for entertainment purposes only. At least I got entertained!




You scored as The all-round cute gay guy.

You are a cute guy who many would die to be with..........lucky!!

The all-round cute gay guy


100%

A Big Bear


70%

Straight Acting


70%

S + M guy


60%

Raging Queer


60%

Straight Queer Basher


40%

Straight


0%

What type of Gay are YOU?
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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Title: Which Changeling Kith Best Fits You?
























You are a Sidhe!! You are the beautiful, the elite,
the cream of the crop. LUXURY is the only word
to describe your tastes. But sometimes, luxury
and nobility by birth are not enough. To
survive, you need to loosen your collar a bit
and have a more open mind towards those you
view as being "beneath" you. You just
might be surprised at the things you can
accomplish.


Which Changeling Kith Best Fits You?
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Monday, December 19, 2005

My Christmas Elf Name Is!!!!

What can I tell you, My friend from BITCHZILLA got me into trying this and I thought it was hilarious. You should try it and have fun as well. I have been working on a lot of things and I am done with Heidi's legs, will post a picture later I am working on ther tail LOL. Once the tail is done I will also post a picture.

Thanks for stopping by. What do you think about my Elf Name, is very Me!!! HO Ho HO!

Christmas Elf Name

My Christmas Elf Name is
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Post Party Fun

The party was nice, and I was glad I did not bring my knitting. I got to socialize with some of the people and found out a lot of nice things about them. My partner forgot about his depression and the night was actually very nice. They do this White Elephant , gift exchange and in that exchange you get to steal a present only twice, it can not be the same present. I came home with a flower box of silk poinsettias which was not bad at all , and a christmas motif ceramic gravy set .

The highlight of the night was this nurse lady , who was sitting besides me. She gets up and declares in a kind of not so subtle way that she will like me to watch her seat, while she goes to the bathroom and evacuates. That said and a glass of Maria's famous punch, the guy beside me asked me if what he heard was correct, then somebody else and we ended up laughing so loud that I am sure her evacuation got disturbed. Very clinical for a nurse, but funny as hell.

It reminded me of a puertorrican joke. There is this lawyer that marries this puertorrican hillbillie, whose education is not like the lawyer's education. There were no problems until she had to go to the bathroom in a public function, she excused herself and said" Excuse me I need to Piss". The lawyer afterwards asked her to the side and explained to her that you did not say that outloud, instead you said you needed to powder your nose. She was so glad that she was coming up in the world and learning about society rules. She would practice in front of the mirror everyday. Another party came by and the lawyer was happy that this time she will say the correct and proper statement when she needed to go to the bathroom, she is powdering her nose instead of pissing, so here it comes , she interrupts the conversation and says " Excuse me I need to powder my nose ... and she hesitated ... if I take too long is because I am taking a dump" LOL.

Well thanks for stopping by. I hope your day goes well and that we get to chat some more this week, it's a busy one. Peldor Joi!

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